Sure you could look at your life and feel sorry for yourself. Or you could embrace what you’ve been given, a beta brain, and become the biggest most pathetic loser on the planet. That stars with me, you’re on the right path, getting more and more depraved and the next natural step is cum eating. I know I know, you’re scared. That’s why I’ve devised this perfect plan to ensure you don’t cum and then chicken out.
Date: March 15, 2021