I know this will be the clip that turns you into a mindless gooning zombie. All you have to do is sit back, relax, and put your trust in me. I’m going to do all of the thinking for you. I’m going to help you clear your mind and focus on the only thing that matters: gooning. With all of the worries in the world right now, doesn’t it sound nice to just be a mindless zombie only focused on pleasure? Endlessly edging, getting dumber with each and every stroke? Goon for me, and never ever stop.
Date: March 15, 2021